A club is a shared pot of one stock. Three moves, start to finish.
Put NVDA in, get share tokens back. Own a tenth of the vault and you own a tenth of the shares. Walk out whenever you want.
The club fires exactly one mascot on Pons, priced in NVDA. It graduates once 41.6 NVDA has moved through the curve. That is the whole supply schedule.
Creator fees stack up as NVDA. Anyone can call harvest and keep 0.25% for their trouble. The vault gets fatter, so your slice gets fatter. Nobody sold anything to make that happen.
Skip this part if you like. It only matters if you have seen this idea done badly before.
Every other version of this idea takes creator fees in ETH and swaps them for stock. That drags in a DEX route, a price oracle, slippage, and a sandwich bot sitting on every harvest you ever call.
Totem prices the mascot against NVDA itself. The fees arrive as NVDA already. Nothing to swap means nothing to skim.
The parts nobody puts on a landing page. If you are weighing up whether to put money in, these four are the ones that decide it.
The vault only ever holds NVDA. It never buys the mascot, never holds it, never counts it as an asset. If the mascot rugs at 3am, the vault doesn't move.
Fees don't land in one block. They release over 24 hours, so depositing a second before a harvest and leaving right after loses money. There's a test named after that exact attack.
We take nothing today. The contract can never take more than 10% of a harvest, and that ceiling is compiled in, not a governance vote we promise to lose.
Leave and half a percent of your slice stays behind. It does not come to us. It goes to whoever is still holding.
