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LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN

YOUR MEMEBUYS YOURSTOCK.

Put tokenized NVDA in the jar. Pyro launches one mascot coin for the club, priced in NVDA instead of ETH. Every time somebody trades that mascot, the creator fee lands back in the jar as more NVDA.

Mascot goes to zero? You still own the stock.

NO SWAP/NO ORACLE/NO SLIPPAGE/NO MEV
NVDA CLUBSAMPLE
IN THE JAR
0.00
NVDA
MASCOT
$GPU
FEES → JAR
10.0%
NVDAgraduates at 41.6
AAPLgraduates at 24.2
TSLAgraduates at 26.0
AMZNgraduates at 29.33
NVDAgraduates at 41.6
AAPLgraduates at 24.2
TSLAgraduates at 26.0
AMZNgraduates at 29.33

HOW THE JAR FILLS

A club is a shared pot of one stock. This is the whole thing, start to finish.

THREE MOVES
01
DEPOSIT

Put NVDA in, get share tokens back. Own a tenth of the jar and you own a tenth of the shares. Walk out whenever you want.

02
LAUNCH

The club fires exactly one mascot on Pons, priced in NVDA. It graduates once 41.6 NVDA has moved through the curve. That is the whole supply schedule.

one club, one mascot
03
HARVEST

Creator fees stack up as NVDA. Anyone can call harvest and keep 0.25% for their trouble. The jar gets fatter, so your slice gets fatter. Nobody sold anything to make that happen.

harvest() → jar

THERE ISNO SWAP.

Skip this part if you like. It only matters if you have seen this idea done badly before.

Every other version of this idea takes creator fees in ETH and swaps them for stock. That drags in a DEX route, a price oracle, slippage, and a sandwich bot sitting on every harvest you ever call.

Pyro prices the mascot against NVDA itself. The fees arrive as NVDA already. Nothing to swap means nothing to skim.

$ pairTokenEconomics(NVDA)
phantom 16.64 threshold 41.6 decimals 18
// verified on mainnet, not a whitepaper claim

WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY HOLDING

The parts nobody puts on a landing page. If you are weighing up whether to put money in, these four are the ones that decide it.

Stock, not hopium.

The jar only ever holds NVDA. The vault never buys the mascot, never holds it, never counts it as an asset. If the mascot rugs at 3am, the jar doesn't move.

Harvests drip for 24h.

Fees don't land in one block. They release over 24 hours, so depositing a second before a harvest and leaving right after loses money. There's a test named after that exact attack.

0% protocol fee.

We take nothing today. The contract can never take more than 10% of a harvest, and that ceiling is compiled in, not a governance vote we promise to lose.

Exit fees stay in the jar.

Leave and half a percent of your slice stays behind. It does not come to us. It goes to whoever is still holding.

LIGHT ONE UP.

Opening a club takes one transaction and a few dollars. Joining someone else's takes one signature.